If Christmas trees could talk, they’d absolutely spill the tea. Baubles aren’t just baubles anymore. They’re tiny personality clues dangling from branches, broadcasting who you really are before anyone even gets to the mulled wine. This year’s most iconic decorations pull inspiration from everywhere: the British royals, Coco Chanel’s unapologetic chic, beauty-girl essentials, even a pair of heels that look like they walked straight out of a Vogue shoot.